kinkyeyepatchshit replied to your post: kinkyeyepatchshit replied to your post: God, it’s…

Yeah go bother his dumb ass. But don’t tell him I said that or he’ll pull my paycheck again…dickbag…

Pfff. Paycheck? What on earth could someone like YOU be paid for?

kinkyeyepatchshit replied to your post: God, it’s getting cold here.

Also, mommy’s here, he could help ya giant turd.

Wait, he’s still here? Huh.

I had no idea; thanks Kinkypatch~!

And of course, I was sent here with no coat. Urgh.

I will not tolerate this! A host club member should never be left in the cold…

Hm, I wonder where kinkypatch is~ maybe he could be helpful.

seeing as…well, I have no one else.

kinkyeyepatchshit:

hitachiin-kaoru:

Kinkypatch is gone, Hikaru still hasn’t been seen, and I can’t seem to find anyone to talk to.

Then again, you’re all either boring or off the wall crazy.

[LOOK UP ABOVE

ITS A BIRD SHITTING ON YOUR HEAD

ITS A PLANE

NO ITS

SUPER FIREDICK HERE TO MAKE YOUR LIFE INTERESTING]

Oh goody, I ain’t off th’wall crazy OR BORIN’. WOW. Thanks fer that stereotype, yer highness.

I’m beside myself with th’pedestal you’ve put me on. Wanna shine my fuckin’ shoes while you’re down there? 

Not off the wall crazy? Oh, I’d love to hear your explanation for that one, kinkypatch~

And I never put you on a pedestal, you put yourself there. Typical, of course. Just because I’ve graced you with my presence and deemed you as a semi-socially acceptable person does not mean anything.

By the way, your shoes are horribly outdated.

Kinkypatch is gone, Hikaru still hasn’t been seen, and I can’t seem to find anyone to talk to.

Then again, you’re all either boring or off the wall crazy.

It was the first human interaction he’s chosen to have in a while…might as well indulge.

Kaoru put his best host club face on, tossing his hair slightly and wearing a sultry grin on his face.

“Hello, miss,” he said with a bow. “How may I help you?”

How many people are still left in this place? Ne, I’ve only seen a few, and harassing just you would get boring! And I’m sure you don’t want me to get bored of you~

Kaoru sat outside of his trailer on the ground, with his chin resting on his hands. There’s no way he’d admit it, but he did kind of miss this place. With most of the host club and his brother here anyway, what was the point of being home? It was simply boring there now. Now that he was back, and already knew what this place was about, Kaoru wanted to explore. He wanted to try and figure out the darker secrets of this place. This whole place was a mystery ready to be uncovered, and he was going to uncover it.

kinkyeyepatchshit replied to your post: kinkyeyepatchshit replied to your post:…

I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Like I said; I’ll wait for the day you admit it.

kinkyeyepatchshit replied to your post: kinkyeyepatchshit replied to your post:…

NO, GO BACK TA TH’DEPARTMENT OF BUTTHOLES, THATS YOUR JOB, SMARTASS

*computer tech department, thank you very much.

Go be the queen of perverted gingers somewhere else.